kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 01:06pm

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:56pm
dad watches me play DRAMAtical Murder
  • DAD: whos this kid
  • ME: His name is Noiz.
  • DAD: MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NOIZ
  • ME: dad no please
  • DAD: he's got a lot of piercings
  • DAD: i like his hat
  • DAD: why does the smiley face have blood
  • DAD: sara is he gay
  • DAD: hes so gay
  • DAD: where's aoba
  • DAD: they're going to kiss soon
  • DAD: my gaydar is going nuts
  • DAD: sara is this your otp
  • DAD: does this beat sebaciel
  • DAD: holy shit noiz
  • DAD: whys he got to be a dick and slam aober against a wall
  • ME: aober?
  • DAD: is noiz going to fuck him
  • DAD: cmon noiz be a man
  • DAD: a gay man
  • DAD: fuCK HIM
  • ME: dad you're scaring me
  • DAD: wtf why is sasuke-wannabe here
  • DAD: gas mask dude is annoying i expect him to be like "are you my mummy?" and then the doctor shows up
  • DAD: IS THIS GAME REAL
  • DAD: this can't be
  • DAD: sara did you make this
  • DAD: if you kill off noiz ill kill off you
  • ME: i didn't make this
  • DAD: when is the sex
  • ME: AT THE END. GOD SHUT UP.
  • DAD: i have this bad feeling that Aoba is like secretly the best Rhyme player
  • DAD: fuck sasuke and his shit, Aober, you have NOIZ NOW
  • ME: dad his name is koujaku
  • DAD: WTF YOU LIKE SASUKE DONT YOU
  • ME: DAD NO PLEASE
  • DAD: im done with this game
  • DAD: oh shit its those kids again
  • DAD: look noiz is here
  • DAD: noiz dont sex aober in front of the kids
  • DAD: are these the three annoying kids in Zelda: Twilight Princess?
  • DAD: SHIT
  • DAD: WHAT WE DONT GET A PICTURE OF THEM KISSING
  • DAD: aober dont deny it
  • DAD: ur gay
  • DAD: look at noiz he's just like fuck i got rejected but i kissed him yey
  • DAD: sara do you want to kiss aober
  • ME: sure?
  • DAD: haha he's gay and noiz already did
  • DAD: sara if you date a boy or girl like noiz i'll call you aober
  • DAD: aober
  • ME: wtf dad stop i knew this was a bad idea
  • DAD: what if noiz was a girl
  • DAD: he'd be like you
  • ME: doeS IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE PIERCINGS
  • DAD: you want to go get some
  • DAD: monday after i get my paycheck we can go
  • DAD: you're cosplaying noiz right
  • DAD: please tell me you're cosplaying noiz
  • ME: *leaves the room with laptop*
  • DAD: *distant screaming* AOBER
Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:56pm
fatbodypolitics:

professorfangirl:

lupusdraconis:

usagimaree:

gobeautiful:

thelatestkate:

my therapist taught me to start thinking of my anxiety as my panicky friend
it’s working???

this is so cute omg

Woah this is super useful!!

For all my anxious friends out there.

This totally works! Some of us get stuck in the sense that we *are* our emotions, so they overwhelm us and we can’t do anything about them. When you give your emotion an identity separate from you, it gives you the distance to make better judgments about it, and to comfort yourself better. 10/10 therapy veterans would recommend.

Needed this today.

fatbodypolitics:

professorfangirl:

lupusdraconis:

usagimaree:

gobeautiful:

thelatestkate:

my therapist taught me to start thinking of my anxiety as my panicky friend

it’s working???

this is so cute omg

Woah this is super useful!!

For all my anxious friends out there.

This totally works! Some of us get stuck in the sense that we *are* our emotions, so they overwhelm us and we can’t do anything about them. When you give your emotion an identity separate from you, it gives you the distance to make better judgments about it, and to comfort yourself better. 10/10 therapy veterans would recommend.

Needed this today.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:55pm

fucktsunvmi:

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

yes.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:55pm

therydedivine:

accidentalslut:

I C O N I C

Favorite

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:54pm

tropicaljustin:

captainjaymerica:

ask-america-stuff:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

I cant stop laughing.

silverserenades weaponsgradegains

AHAHAHA the hashtag on the last one fucked me up

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:53pm

raideo:

this fucking cat looks like a video game glitch

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:52pm

poldberg:

While there is a lot of appropriate rage about Ferguson right now, the killing of John Crawford, III is getting less attention than it deserves. I put Shaun King’s tweets and history lesson on the matter in chronological order for easier consumption.

Links:

Autopsy and video show John Crawford shot from behind in Wal-Mart

Witness in murder of John Crawford changes story

You really should be following Shaun King on Twitter.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:51pm
yungtapatio:

purplekitteen:

free—dreaming:

Oh my goodness that’s mean hahahaha

Hahahah that bitch is trash and so is her voice! Lmfaooooo

yungtapatio:

purplekitteen:

free—dreaming:

Oh my goodness that’s mean hahahaha

Hahahah that bitch is trash and so is her voice! Lmfaooooo

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:48pm
Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:47pm
the-weedsleys:

shutupandhitthat:

some recycler action

Oh my god Sam this is SO DOPE I can’t believe I’m just now seeing itS is gonna die

the-weedsleys:

shutupandhitthat:

some recycler action

Oh my god Sam this is SO DOPE I can’t believe I’m just now seeing it
S is gonna die

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:47pm

whatsacanada:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

image

they were warning us

image

Thursday Sep 9 @ 08:48am
milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

Thursday Sep 9 @ 08:48am

lagio:

silverletomi:

I wonder how long we’ll stay friends on Facebook.

I literally just deleted someone for sharing that picture! Was a coincidence

Thursday Sep 9 @ 08:47am
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