When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
- DAD: whos this kid
- ME: His name is Noiz.
- DAD: MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NOIZ
- ME: dad no please
- DAD: he's got a lot of piercings
- DAD: i like his hat
- DAD: why does the smiley face have blood
- DAD: sara is he gay
- DAD: hes so gay
- DAD: where's aoba
- DAD: they're going to kiss soon
- DAD: my gaydar is going nuts
- DAD: sara is this your otp
- DAD: does this beat sebaciel
- DAD: holy shit noiz
- DAD: whys he got to be a dick and slam aober against a wall
- ME: aober?
- DAD: is noiz going to fuck him
- DAD: cmon noiz be a man
- DAD: a gay man
- DAD: fuCK HIM
- ME: dad you're scaring me
- DAD: wtf why is sasuke-wannabe here
- DAD: gas mask dude is annoying i expect him to be like "are you my mummy?" and then the doctor shows up
- DAD: IS THIS GAME REAL
- DAD: this can't be
- DAD: sara did you make this
- DAD: if you kill off noiz ill kill off you
- ME: i didn't make this
- DAD: when is the sex
- ME: AT THE END. GOD SHUT UP.
- DAD: i have this bad feeling that Aoba is like secretly the best Rhyme player
- DAD: fuck sasuke and his shit, Aober, you have NOIZ NOW
- ME: dad his name is koujaku
- DAD: WTF YOU LIKE SASUKE DONT YOU
- ME: DAD NO PLEASE
- DAD: im done with this game
- DAD: oh shit its those kids again
- DAD: look noiz is here
- DAD: noiz dont sex aober in front of the kids
- DAD: are these the three annoying kids in Zelda: Twilight Princess?
- DAD: SHIT
- DAD: WHAT WE DONT GET A PICTURE OF THEM KISSING
- DAD: aober dont deny it
- DAD: ur gay
- DAD: look at noiz he's just like fuck i got rejected but i kissed him yey
- DAD: sara do you want to kiss aober
- ME: sure?
- DAD: haha he's gay and noiz already did
- DAD: sara if you date a boy or girl like noiz i'll call you aober
- DAD: aober
- ME: wtf dad stop i knew this was a bad idea
- DAD: what if noiz was a girl
- DAD: he'd be like you
- ME: doeS IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE PIERCINGS
- DAD: you want to go get some
- DAD: monday after i get my paycheck we can go
- DAD: you're cosplaying noiz right
- DAD: please tell me you're cosplaying noiz
- ME: *leaves the room with laptop*
- DAD: *distant screaming* AOBER
my therapist taught me to start thinking of my anxiety as my panicky friend
this is so cute omg
Woah this is super useful!!
For all my anxious friends out there.
This totally works! Some of us get stuck in the sense that we *are* our emotions, so they overwhelm us and we can’t do anything about them. When you give your emotion an identity separate from you, it gives you the distance to make better judgments about it, and to comfort yourself better. 10/10 therapy veterans would recommend.
Needed this today.
I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.
Cats and Tumblr
I cant stop laughing.
AHAHAHA the hashtag on the last one fucked me up
this fucking cat looks like a video game glitch
While there is a lot of appropriate rage about Ferguson right now, the killing of John Crawford, III is getting less attention than it deserves. I put Shaun King’s tweets and history lesson on the matter in chronological order for easier consumption.
You really should be following Shaun King on Twitter.
Oh my goodness that’s mean hahahaha
Hahahah that bitch is trash and so is her voice! Lmfaooooo
some recycler action
Oh my god Sam this is SO DOPE I can’t believe I’m just now seeing it
S is gonna die
this was on the last episode of drake and josh
they were warning us
Mom… dad… I’m moving out
I wonder how long we’ll stay friends on Facebook.
I literally just deleted someone for sharing that picture! Was a coincidence